10) If this job was easy – we would be ski instructors
9) No Falls – No Balls
8) Ski Patrol: Because there are no I.Q. tests at the ticket booth!
7) It isn’t fun until someone gets hurt – then it’s hilarious!
6) Trust me, I’m a Professional
5) Freezing ours..Saving yours
4) Ski good or eat wood
3) Get up and ski, you’re not freaking hurt!
2) Get in, lay down, shut up and hang on!
1) Get wrecked with us!